funny story

My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”……. Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.

anyway, what up people! so much for blogging moar huh. but i will TRY to blog more. ive just been thinking of incorporating meaningful posts into my blogging. as most of you dont know, i have a kitten. its a typical domestic shorthair breed and he looks like this:

obviously, i didnt take that picture. i got it off the interwebz since im such lazy ass person.

 so, his name is hope. idk if my brother named him after hope from ff13 but theres a meaning behind his name. you see, some adoption centres kill sick pets after a while if no one wants them since its too expensive to keep them, as i am told. well, hope was going to be killed in 1 day since he was sick but then we decided to adopt him to save him. when he first arrived at my house, he was full scared and shy. he was hella sick and wouldnt eat food. then my brother kinda taught him how to eat food by putting cat food under his nose so he could sniff the scent. afterwards, he started eating like a pig. hope is still sick now and he keeps sneezing on me T_T he also bit my middle finger and it HURT LIKE A MOFO. apparently, some cats have rabies which is very dangerous if they bite you. but im pretty sure hope doesnt have rabies. i hope i dont get an infection but im too lazy to go to the doctors D: you can see the blood underneath the surface of my fingernail. out of all places, he had to bite my nail! :'(